Our story (fixed sp) :)

In the Year of 2012
D- I'm 17 woo!
X- Lol.. Im 13
D- Lmao lil kid.
X- Fk you lol
D- Lol i wonder whats gonna happen
X- huh?
D- Lol its 2012 you know, when the Aztecs said the world would end
X- Lmao you dumb ass who believes that shit
D- Me, i trust old stone calenders and my ancestors
X- You make no sense man
D- Lol i bet you the world will end
Sometime in the future.. meaning a few seconds later
BOOM!!!
Aliens!!-= A
A- Greetings Earthlings, We DO NOT come in peace
D- Who says greetings nowadays
X- Lol
People in CHAOS
D- Lol i was right looks like the world WILL end!
X- Lol we are about to die and that's all u can think about
D- Well.. i was right
X- Fk u man
D- You're not scared of death though..
X- So are you for some reason
D- We all gotta die someday, least we get to die together
X- Lol, no funeral for us.. aw damn.
D- Lol awwwh yeah. i forgot about that
A- You two shut up!!!! NOW EVERYTHING POINTLESS ON THIS PLANET WILL DIE
D- Bye dark x nice knowing you
X- See ya man
GIANT EXPLOSION
D- Damn wtf why am i still alive
X- Me too! but everything else is dead...
A- It seems that only 5 humans are alive.. The important ones....
1. Demond- He is too annoyingly happy so we kept him alive, he could be used as an asset for entertainment
2.Dark X- He is horribly scary, and even god and death fears him, we could use him as an asset for torture
3. Bioware- She is too hot, even Dark x is weak to her, we could use her to capture men's hearts (lmao)
4. Macky G- "Twin" of Demond it would be unwise to kill this entertaining one
5. Jerenz the Hunter- he is too annoying to people he hates, he will be great for annoying the hell outta idiots that disobey me
A-These 5 we shall take
D- I'd rather die than be a slave
A- We have free cookies
D- Alright I'm coming
M= Macky
J= Jer bear
M- Yo if "order"(demond) is coming I AM COMING! Anyways...not like i have anything better to do
b- I'm too hot, huh? you guys flatter me. Ill come.
X- Thinking..(if bio is coming I'm coming!). OK. I'll come, i need to stick with u guys
J- WHAT?! I'M annoying?!?! are you kidding?!?!
A- dam he really is. Come.. all your friends are
J- no way I'm too handsome.
B- come onnnn Jer ber
J- (stutters) Alright
D- Lmao some men are weak
X:J- Lol go fk yourself demond
D- Love you all too
A- Get on board. even if you are not worthless, you are still weak.. HUMANS.
X- Hey alien dude things
A- Yes, little human
X- Can u like pee outta your fingers
A- ...
D- Lol ummmmmmmm what possessed u to ask that
J- That was a retarded question
X- That's not the only thing retarded here
B- Guys stop fighting!
X:J- Ok bio
D- Lol u have the magic touch when it comes to those two
M- Wow tell them to jump of a bridge
B- Ummmmmmmmm
J- Where did dark go?
X- *peeing on remaining flowers*
M- Dude...
D- Ahhahaa
B- Should i look?
J- Yes
B- I don't trust you I'm going to go eat. (walks out)
A- Why the hell do humans talk so much?!?! You guys shut up!
D- But we are the non pointless humans so we are important
M- Would you like to hear a story alien?
A- I love stories.. My mommy used to read them to me all the time!
D- Lolz
(M and A go to separate rooms to tell stories)
X- That was refreshing
D- Good your done
J- You're an idiot doing it in front of this hot lady right here...
X- Lol, I got the guts to do it
D- Lol hes gotta point
J-...
X- *takes a shit in aliens ship exhaust*
A- Why is your friend so stupid and disposing his food in our exhaust
D- That's the way he is
J- He is kinda stupid
X- Takes jer's hat and wipes his ass with it and puts back on his head
everyone but x- Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
D- Lmao dark u express yourself very well
X-*hugs bio*
B-*pushes dark*
D- You tried lol
J- O MY TURN*starts running*
X:*knees jer in his nachos (lmfao)while he is running*
D- You really should try Macky's theory and see if they'd jump off a bridge
B-how bout this... Dark go hurt the alien bad. Jer go make pop corn.
A*kills dark*
D-You've been dieing a lot lately
J- Omg that was awesome
M- Is dead body good fertilizer?
D-someone move him lol...
X-*sits up*
everyone but x- Aren't u dead?
X- I forgot my mp3
M- Bio tell him to come back to life
B- It doesn't work that way we can only do things that are possible
X-this is the really real world there aint no coming back
J-dude just fucking die!
A-is your friend always bending the rules of life?
All but x- yes
A- Hmmmm what a fascinating creature
D- Lmao he just upgraded from non pointless human being to fascinating creature
X- W/e man! Ima fking kill you after i find my mp3...
J- Oh X... is this it?
X- Jer.. GIVE IT!
J- Naww i don't think so.
D:B:M- Uh oh... you better not mess with him
J- He's not so scary
A- That human is not only annoying but hes stupid.. didn't he just see X come back to life
A- That has never happened.... damn, X you're my apprentice
X- Hell no Alien.
X- Now, Jer.....gimmie.
J- Hahaah you fkin wish man!
D- You really shouldn't do that...
M- Demond I've got new colors! look at my new gear
D- Where did u get that?!?!? SHOW ME!
D:M: (Runs off to get new gear)
X- Alright you fkin bstrd u deserve it.
X beats the crap outta Jer
J dies..
B- oh man X you went to far
X- My mp =DDDDDD
D- Lmao dude get an Ipod
X- Fk you DEMOND!!!
B- Demond how can u be laughing x just killed j!*runs away*
X- Sad
D- Why aren't ya going after her
X- Wait for it...
(big tree monster brings bio back)
B-*sad face turns into a Oh I'm so fuckin pissed face*
X- Now I'm sad cause bio is sad lol
D- Lol
B- Shut up were not in a good position right now!
M-*moves a little to the left*how bout here?
X- Lol
D- Lmao
B- This isn't a time for jokes!we have a psycho path with us!
X- OMG WHERE!?!?
D:M- Lmfao
D- Hahaha its you X
X- No Bio ='( im no physcho killer!
B- You killed Jerenz and I'm tied to a TREE? what the heck
D- lol how'd you know that was comin?
X- The tree stalks me
M- Dark x fan club
X- Lol no fan...
B- Guys shut up and help me~ this tree is freakin me out
D- No worries. cmon Macky lets help her out
M:D- (Take out new alien gear)
(BAM~ ka-pow!)
A- What the heck was that noise??
M- Uhhh... Testing your equipment make sure its safe
D- Definitely safe...
A- Oh then.. that's fine
Tree dies...
B- Yayy im saved thanks guys =D
B- No thanks to you X..
D- Hey Bio don't be to rough on him look at him.
X- (X is sucking his thumb)
M- man what an awful state
B- Awwww X......... hes so cute
D- Lol sure...
M- Whatever you think
X- ='(
B- Bio hugs X.
X is revived
M- I think you should do that more often
X- (Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy)
D- Wow your very happy for being a murderer
X- *gives demond the pissed off look*
D- come down little ghetto kitty
X- *ME-FKIN-OW*
M-D- Lol
B- Wtf
A- Ummmmmm why is your friend meowing and swearing at the same time
D- He's a ghetto kitty
M- Ghetto=swearing
D- Mitty=meow
B- Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm wtf
mp3- please allow me to introduce my self I'm a man of wealth and taste
X-*sings along*
D-sing barney to bio lmfao
B-what?
Tree gets back up and eats X
B- That tree stalks him like he stalks me
D- HA!told u she knew!
X- (In stomach) And i agreed
M- Dark likes bio?
everyone but Macky- Wtf is wrong with u?!?!
M-i think I'm starting to get some of Dark's smartness on me
A-the life form of X has no intelligence
everyone but X- Sooooooooooooo hes stupid
A-exactly
X-hey!!!!!!ass hole!!!!!!! exception for bio
D- Lmao obsessed
X- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
M-what's it like inside a tree?
X-Crappy and sappy no pun intended
B-i don't like stupid people
X: Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad *monster shits out**crys shit*
everyone but X- OMG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

B-*faints*
X-*sniff*sniff*
D-wtf
X-im sniffing for a pulse
A-like we said no intelegnce
X-or imagination
A-u have plenty of that
X-sure tell them all that
M-bio needs mouth to mouth lmao
D-lmao
A-ha ha ha
everyone looks at dark
X-no way
D-u always wanted her to go out with u
M-this is pretty close
A-not really
D-M-shut up dum ass!
X-NO!
D-then bio can just die
X-OMG NO!
D-do it lmao
Capn X

mega shadow killer comes does mouth to mouth
X-wtf u said everyone was dead except us
D-everyone is but us
X-how do u explain that?
M-ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wtf is going on
mega -o i just wanted bio alive
D-YEY!!!! we have someone else with us!!!!!!!
X-*kills mega*
M-had
B-omg baby are u ok!?!?
D-wow that sure rose ur chance dark
X-good i thought it was a stupid move but at least u think it was smart
M-looks at demond
D-looks at macky
B-my point u r a psycho!
D-like 5min ago she was hugging u
M-wow this is fked up
A-X ur now banished to cleaning the exost!
X-but i shit in it
A-therefore it needs cleaned

B-*tries geeting mega to come back to life*
X-*cleans exost*
M-wow talk about a shity day
D-lmao
B-*cries*
D-if X were here now hed be really sad lol
B-FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME HE IS A PSCYCHO!
B-i vote we kill him
M-well it is kinda smart
A-and the ship would have less weight on it
D-no way X is our friend
B-he killed jerenz
M-he was our friend
D-ummmmmmmmmmmmm damnit i can think of a way to save him!
A-there is no reason to
M-he is just anoying
X*has been listining the whole time while hiding**trips*
B-THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M-dude we all new it was gonna come to this
B-no we didnt we just thought of it
M-o..............well i new it was gonna come to this
X-but what if i dont wanna die
B-think jerenz wanted to
X-ummmmmmmmmmmmm yea he was a lil doush and he is in a better place now.............hell
D-thats not a good place!
X-dont make fun of my house!
Capn X

B- Gahhh X you freak!
D- Bio, relax. You're no angel, you have no reason to hate X
X- in my eyes she is...
B- oh i so am! and angels dont belong with demons!!!
X:D- hey!
D- theyre like my evil twins....
B- hmfph whatever
X- *sob*
Mega is still dead
D- Bio its ok =D
B- no its not
M- i have a plan
D- what?
Mand D whisper.
D- lol genius
everyone cept mega demond and macky- ???
D- OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! X WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO BIO??? OH MY GODDD
M- WHAT!!!!!!!?!?!? BIO ARE YOU oK????
B- Mega!!! <3
A- how the hell do humans revive like this?!?!
D- lol nice macky
M- this is good drama. anytime